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New I-526 Plans Throws Residents for a “Loop”
Looks like 526 will, pardon the pun, come “full circle” now that local greenies have voiced support for a design that will allow the embattled roadway to be completed. Under the new plan, a hugely deadly loop-to-loop section will be included, nearly ensuring the...
What’s in a Name?
Bowing to considerable pressure, local politicians are being forced to consider a name-change for West Ashley by local elderly groups who want the area to return a simpler, angrier time. Historically, West Ashley has been known by many names — St. Andrew’s Parish,...
‘Charm’ Finds a New Home
West Ashley will be getting it’s own nationally-broadcast reality television show, thanks in part to the outrageous success the Bravo TV cable channel has enjoyed with “Southern Charm.” Entitled “Worst Ashley Charm,” the show will follow six West Ashlians … Ashleyites...
Go Fish!
Enough was enough, according to the residents of Ashley Forest and Sherwood Forest neighborhoods. Something had to be done — and that “something” was to hold a celebrity “basss” fishing tournament at the always-flooded corner of Sycamore and Magnolia roads. Too often,...
Lactose Intolerance Reaches New Levels
After more than a year of secret exchanges and clandestine dates, the Coburg Cow has announced that she’s not only coming out of the closet, she’s also getting married … to Elsie, the Borden Cow. “We’ve suspected that she’s been seeing someone for some time, but we...
Art Wars Rage in Avondale
Between the hours that patrons and then staff left the bars and the pre-dawn shift of delivery workers began rumbling through their rounds, the infamous English graffiti artist known at Banksy managed to go completely unnoticed as he tagged the brick wall of...
Superstars Converge on Peckers
In a surprising change from their typical wing eating contests and football bingo nights, D.D. Peckers of West Ashley recently announced that pop superstars Beyoncé and Miley Cyrus will be performing for one-night-only on Pecker’s main stage this coming April 1, with...
Popsicle Scene Heats Up
Guypaula Deen-Fieri, the bastard lovechild of two celebrity chefs, has announced that West Ashley will be the site of her next upscale pudding pop restaurant, Suck This! Not surprisingly, Deen-Fieri said her recipes marry the two disparate culinary styles of her...
There Will Be Beer
The craft beer revolution is well and truly upon us West Ashley. Where once we were limited to the workmanlike efforts of Palmetto Brewing and the scattered attempts from others, in 2007 the floodgates were flung open. Where once there was a barely discernible...
Savannah Highway’s Crossroads
If West Ashley was its own U.S. state, its license plate motto these days might read, “Land of a Thousand Improvements.” It seems like everywhere you look these days, there are major projects starting, or renovation projects in the works. This week it was announced...
